You can't say I'm not open-minded
Ok. So we're about FOUR days from the wedding now and I'm getting pretty nervous about The Big Day.
No...
not because I think it will rain...
not because I'm anticipating walking and tripping down the aisle...
not because I think I will mess up my "lines" (i.e. vows)...
not because of the first dance that husband2be and I haven't practice...
and not because of any other kind of performance anxiety. ;)
All of my nerves are actually because I feel like I will be a walking "stain magnet." Wearing a big ol' white pouffy dress? I might as well be wearing a giant target for people to throw food at - let alone myself!
D'you think people would think less of me if I wore an adult sized bib at the reception??? How about a clear rain poncho:
No...
not because I think it will rain...
not because I feel like I'll look like weird wearing all of that makeup and my hair all piled on top of my head...
not because I'm anticipating walking and tripping down the aisle...
not because I think I will mess up my "lines" (i.e. vows)...
not because of the first dance that husband2be and I haven't practice...
and not because of any other kind of performance anxiety. ;)
All of my nerves are actually because I feel like I will be a walking "stain magnet." Wearing a big ol' white pouffy dress? I might as well be wearing a giant target for people to throw food at - let alone myself!
D'you think people would think less of me if I wore an adult sized bib at the reception??? How about a clear rain poncho:
Despite the fact that it's a little "ghosty"-looking, it IS clear and would allow people to see my dress in addition to it covering me from head to toe!!!
*mulls the idea over*
No? Well... it seemed like a good idea at least. ;)
posted by Andrea at 3:23 PM
1 Comments:
That's hilarious. My mother spilled a whole glass of white wine on herself a the beginning of the reception. Nobody noticed.
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