Things I'm Pretty Sure I'm Not Going to Need for My Wedding (The First in an Occasional Series)

Not that I'm one to judge, but every once in a while I come across something that I find very difficult to imagine using during a wedding.  I don't know who might buy these things (no doubt somebody will) but I just say to myself, "I really don't think so." 

The inaugural installment of this feature is this idea from my beloved Martha Stewart.  Do you think a pile of discarded toothpicks looks too much like trash?  Well, if you glue tiny daisies to one end of the toothpicks, they can look like a pretty bouquet of flowers before you throw them away! (15 teeny flowers cost $48.)

Oh, Martha, no.